Shelf Sufficient

Nine months of procrastinating?
CHECK!
Two months gathering dust after purchase?
CHECK!
Three weeks of searching for a drill to borrow and a partner to sweat with?
CHECK!
Five seconds of wishing I had a willing boyfriend, or even a magic Genie?
CHECK!
Unrelenting walls made of concrete, plaster, brick, mortar, and anything else you can't even make a dent in?
CHECK!
Rough, buff, and tough roommate to spot me while I stand on a chair, change drill bits, exert all my might, and possibly let out a few cuss words?
CHECK!
Two nights of drilling, screwing, blasting music, and heightening determination?
CHECK!
My very first installation of anything requiring the use of hardware or power tools, completely sturdy, and ready to use?
CHECK, CHECK, CHECK!!!!! :)
Insert beaming pride here.